Chances are, if you're reading this, you already know why you're here. For me to pretend otherwise demeans us both, so let's move on, shall we?

A brief lesson on what's what with what, however: Look at the menu at the top of the page... yeah, that one. The one with all the hyperlinks! Wow; you are a pretty good sleuth! Anyway, those pages are pretty much self-explanatory. If you want to find more things on the site, explore. I really didn't have the time, nor the energy to hide cookies here and there. WYSIWYG (pronounced "Wizzy Wig") people: What You See Is What You Get!

For those of you who come here weekly or, God help your eternal soul, daily, you'll notice things have changed a little. Nothing huge, just a few tweaks to make things a little smoother. Don't sweat it though... I have faith that you will navigate just fine. Hell, join my forums! Look at the picture gallery! Go through my incredible long-winded BLOG entries!! Point is: Just have fun.

  Oh, I know most of you are looking for the trivia... why don't you try clicking on the image below... that MIGHT do the trick...

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